Monthly Archives: June 2017

The language versions: Czech

The script of play is available in DILIA

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Jarda is a middle-aged man who has been married to Simona, who’s a bit older than him, for three years. She already feels that her biological clock is ticking, and therefore she tries to turn every right moment with Jarda into a fertile one. Jarda consoles her that soon it will happen for sure, but he is frustrated by the planned routine of their marital duties. That is why he spends most of his time with his friends at the pub. His friend Martin once makes a complaint about how his pregnant wife changed during pregnancy, especially emotionally – she had her moods that kept changing every minute. Jarda responds to it, that this is just women in general, and if men could get pregnant, everything would be different.

The next day, Jarda wakes up with morning sickness. He and Simona attribute this to yesterday’s binge drinking. A few days later, Jarda is still sick from his stomach, his mood change, and in the hospital they find a very surprising diagnosis – he is pregnant! This moment marks a massive change in the lives of the married couple. Jarda learns about the realities of pregnancy and Simona, despite the initial irritation that he took on her job, is looking forward to the fact that soon they will no longer be a childless couple. But can they keep Jarda’s pregnancy as a secret from the outside world and pretend that it is Simona who’s pregnant? Will Jarda’s friends notice his transformation and what will be the reaction of Simona’s gynecologist Ivan, to whom she sends her pregnant husband?

This sitcom describes with humor and irony the differences between men and women in thinking and behavior.

Cast: 6 men, 2 women

The language versions: Czech. Polish (BIURALISTA JARDA O. BOHATER NASZYCH CZASÓW)

The script of play is available in DILIA

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Jarda is married, middle-aged man. He could be quite content, only if he was not haunted by the debt, which his wife created by shopping over the limit. In addition, a young colleague at his office makes fun of him, telling him that he´s a wimp, wears a suit and speaks in proper language, and even if he would bet an interesting amount of money for Jarda to get a little tattoo on a hidden place on his body, he would not do it. But Jarda takes on the challenge and the same day he pays a visit to a nearby tattoo saloon. In the tattoo saloon Jarda learns from the tattoo artist, that his friend is now looking for a man to conduct some sociological research and he´s offering some incredible money for it. In addition, Jarda, he says, might be just the right person for it. When Jarda visits “the friend” at her office, he learns that for half a million he would have to get a tattoo on his forehead, which must be visible for a whole month! Although Jarda needs the money more than ever before, he refuses the offer. He works at a very serious office after all!

The next day, when his pregnant wife and her boss (who´s also her secret lover) belittle him at his own house, telling him he´s a wimp and he cannot take care of his family financially, Jarda decides to get the tattoo, and the money with it. He can keep it up for the whole month for sure and he´s going to show everybody, what kind of money he can make in a month! With the money he will pay all his wife´s debts, and they will still have some leftover money to save for the time when their baby is born. But nothing is as simple as it seemed to Jarda at first…

This black sitcom shows with humor and irony what people are willing to do for money, without considering the results of such “great” opportunities.

Cast: 5 men, 2 women

The script of play (the Polish version - BIURALISTA JARDA O. BOHATER NASZYCH CZASÓW´is available in DILIA Agency - please send email to Mrs. Marie Špalová